Evening me Duckies!!!A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.?
The pharmacist says:"That'll be £5.00 with tax."Tacks?",the guy exclaims."I thought you rolled them on!"
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A woman walks into a chemist's and asks if they sell xlarge condoms."Yes we do."says the sales assistant."Would you like to buy some?"No thanks." rep;ies the woman,"But if you don't mind I'll wait here for someone who does."
************A surgeon is operating on a man when he slips up and accidentally cuts off the man's testicles.To hide his mistake,the surgeon slips a onion into the man's scrotrum and sews it up.A month later the man comes back for a check-up."So, have you noticed any difference since your operation?"asks the surgeon nevously."A few,"replies the man."I cry when I pee,my wife gets heartburn if she gives me a b***job,and I get an erection every time I go near a hot-dog stand".
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What do Viagra and Diney World have in common?You have to wait an hour for a two-minute ride!!!!!
Star if you like thanks a lot for reading this.xxx
i don't care if she copied and pasted them; they still funny!!!!!!!!!!!